TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

(via ambiguityoftheenigma)

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via ambiguityoftheenigma)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]

clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head

(via ambiguityoftheenigma)

missemely:

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

i just watched this episode and fucking cried laughing

missemely:

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

i just watched this episode and fucking cried laughing

(via haveyouseenmyhonor)

chinezexo:

😶

chinezexo:

😶

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

(via reignofdivergentshadowhunters)